Alaska IV

June 21, 2008.  From McKinley to the Big Boat.  Upon arrival at the lodge, all hands head for the deck to while away the evening ogling the mountain.

[ . . . and to work on our tans.]

[Howie and Donna part company allowing a clear refective shot of the mountain and the photographer.]

[Tourists from Minnesota.]

[The Cub Reporter finds the ideal spot from whence to ply his trade.]

[I was really, REALLY concerned that I would fall asleep and miss this once in a lifetime opportunity.  But I made it – I got the above four shots of Mt. McKinley at midnight on the summer solstice!]

[What we were looking at from the deck.]

[Then to Talkeetna, where I tried to sign up for a climb (not!).]

[Here’s the report I filed at the time:  “It was May, I believe, 1978 . . . I led a daring team of risk takers, the Lake Darling Daredevils, up the dreaded north slope, a/k/a Lutefisk Gulch.  The weather was beautiful at the outset – Sven even noticed a sunburn and how it was creating a bad golf sock line.  But at the 15,000-foot level, the climbing party began to complain about a shortage of smelt and krumkake.  At 17,000 feet, Ole and Lena turned back – something about a rash caused by woolen underwear.  Shortly thereafter, altitude sickness hit the remaining team – cerebral edema was a real threat.  It was at this point we all later recalled running into three yetis on the mountain – one was peddling sub-prime mortgage loans, and even had all the paperwork.  She was cute, in a hirsute sorta way.  We’re not sure if we made it to the top or not – one of the sherpas had extraordinary foot odor that created a light-headedness among the group.  We don’t recall how we made it back down, but at the bottom we discovered Lars and Irma had severe frostbite.  Lars subsequently lost three toes on his left foot as a result, but he said not to worry – it corrected his previous tendency to always list to the right.  We’ve talked about trying to climb the mountain again – Tollef has had second thoughts about his mortgage loan.”]

If only you could put this creative talent to good use……….. ~ Frank L

[Downtown Talkeetna]

[Ruthie finally gets to kiss a moose!]

[Then it was a 5-hour rail trip, through the now famous Wasilla, through Anchorage, along Cook Inlet, to Whittier where we found our boat.]

[“Does Dave have any more lupine garnish?”]

[Tunnel]

[“I see our boat!”]

[Just slightly larger than the Moby Obie.  But then this thing couldn’t negotiate the Darling-Carlos channel!]

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Alaska III

June 20, 2008.  It’s on to Denali!

Our first sighting of Mt. McKinley, a/k/a, Denali.  We are told how fortunate we are to be able to see the mountain – it, we are told, is usually swaddled in fog or clouds.  (I was similarly advised of such “luckiness” at Fujiyama and the Matterhorn!)  We countered by telling our tour guides how fortunate they were to have us as tourists!  Ta-da!

[Tourists begin angling for that perfect shot.]

[Trees]

[More trees]

[Beautiful, huh?]

[On to the mountain – the group is stoked!  🙂  ]

[The end of the road.  Crazy Dave didn’t believe it and wandered off, later claiming he was abducted by a fern.  The noise from hundreds of camera shutters at this site has affected the entire ecosystem – whales, for example, no longer pass through here.]

[Did I tell you how lucky we were to have such a clear view of the mountain?]

[Known to prefer layering, even in late June.]

[I believe this is when I flashed Beryl with my 6-pac abs.]

[The story of Denali – I believe this is when Crazy Dave wandered away again.]

[The supervisor meets the story teller and discovered they both have an affinity for white pants.]

[On a train now as we head for McKinley Princess Lodge.]

[Crazy Dave some where in Alaska’s hinterlands (getting into someone’s hinterlands is a felony in 23 states!).]

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Alaska II

June 19, 2008, the first full day on the ground as we began our inland portion of the Alaska cruise.  Everything in this post will be from June 19.  From the Fairbanks Princess Lodge we began with a tour on riverboat, Discovery, with a day’s end destination of the Denali Princess Lodge.

January 27, 2012:  Tom:  What would we do without your expert reporting. You will become a legend. ~ Crazy Dave

[Lupine, a/k/a, garnish for Crazy Dave’s mid-afternoon hydrations.]

[Discovery.  It was really difficult to keep tabs on Crazy on a vessel this large!]

[Rita, Ray, and Mary all ISO, Crazy?]

[ . . . the wheel on the boat goes round and round.]

[Bill standing at the bow, i.e., front, of the boat calling out, “Mark Twain!”  “Mark Twain!”  I have reason to believe it did not involve a book club meeting.]

[Susan Butcher’s (of Ididarod fame) sled dog ranch.]

[Howie, Donna, Rita, and Mary eyeball the canines.]

[The dogs come out to say, “Hi!”]

[“Did you notice any lupine groves along the riverbank?”]

[Looking back from whence we came.  A complete stranger on the right side is pointing her finger at me, a’ la Jan Brewer?]

[Ray and Don checking out Dixie’s place.  There’s some fish smokin’ goin’ on!]

[This is Dixie.  It seems anyone who has ever taken a tour of Alaska knows who she is!]

[So, here are Ida (standing) and Grace (sitting at ladder top), Athabascan college students (who were terrific), telling the assembled masses how the Athabascans (native people of interior Alaska) survived without a Super WalMart just down the street.]

[Appropriately attired in her moose jacket!]

[Sled dogs]

[Smokin’ & dryin’]

[Back to the boat.  The first APB was issued for Crazy Dave.]

[On the bus trip to Denali.]

[One of those stops where we all get out and take pictures of everyone else taking pictures.]

[Our lodging at Denali.]

[The Biddies find a close personal friend.]

[“We’re having fun now!”]

[Cel-e-brate good times . . .]

[“Oh, waiter!  Lupine garnish, please.”]

[Or why the tour provides the drivers.]

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FINALLY!

Tough drive home from the gym today!  Good night last night for our road warriors.  The girl pum’kin pushers beat Little Falls 62-52.  (I’m listening to the replay on KXRA even as we speak.  The Cards shot 12 of 36 from the free throw line!!  They have to know they need to get that to 70% if they’re going to be serious contenders at tournament time.)  The hockey girls beat Brainerd 6 – 3 – Becca had a natural hat trick in the 3rd period despite the Cards playing short-handed for the first 7 minutes.  The boys’ hockey team gave a very good Brainerd team a tough go before losing 7 – 4.

In the absence of any sports to cover for a while, we did some “knowledge is good” things.  On Tuesday, Mixed Blood Theatre presented Daughters of Africa at the ATCC.  Thomasina Petrus (a Minneapolis North alum, just like Dad) did a terrific job as a one-woman show following the history of African American women from slavery to today, singing as Ethel Waters, Billie Holiday, Aretha Franklin, and Queen Latifah. 

On Wednesday, the museum sponsored the first of three programs marking the 150th anniversary of the Dakota Sioux uprising.  Marie Koenigs, a retired teacher, talked about growing up in Minnesota as an Ojibwa woman.

And last night was date night at SAWA.

The Spencer Fan Club was there for Funky Gumbo – as was a big crowd overall!

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