May 3
~ Cologne

[As Facebooked: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Cologne (as in “Eau de . . . “). [We] visited the cathedral (after John got his quiet box exchanged), whose dark exterior color is the result of two things: burning coal and burning coal. The exterior cannot be cleaned as a result of one thing: it is built of sandstone. See the little green ladder at the top of the left tower – NOT ON YOUR LIFE!]




[Yes, this is where the product name originated. I have never had need for such product because I naturally smell like cookies.]

[. . . John getting his quiet box fixed.]


[The Dom Hotel is adjacent to the Cathedral. You will see more shots of it . . . it’s an inside joke with DOM 1.]



[A view from the “next” side.]

[Worldwide, scaffolding has become the new architectural chic.]


[As you can see, it’s the Romano-Germanic Museum. The Romans had a settlement here upon which today’s Cologne is built. I’ve heard you can say that about a lot of places? It’s adjacent to the Cathedral and we’ll return here in a bit.]


[Oh, here’s the little green ladder . . . leading all the way to the top!]


[We’ve moved along now – this is on the side of City Hall . . . ]

[JFK visited here June 1963.]

[City Hall, as is everything in Europe, is under repair/renovation.]

[This the entire city, under glass, in City Hall.]


[At some previous time and place, I mentioned our new friend Eric from Australia, who had never seen snow in his life until this trip. That’s him, second from the right in the dark glasses.]

[This was some special stained glass in City Hall. It was unique for some reason, but now I can’t find anything about it?]

[City Hall Tower]


[You will note the bottom of the middle figure. “Mooning” is feature of many (several?) such structures in Germany – it’s the sculptor or architect making a political statement.]

[Museum Ludwig . . . I know because that’s what it says on the building.]

[We’re on a walk through town back toward the Cathedral, looking back at the City Hall Tower from whence we have just departed.]

[Aaaah, the now well-known Dom Hotel – we’re on familiar ground here.]

[So, now a quick peak into the Romano-Germanic Museum, with the Super, a/k/a, “Parnelli” Ruthie, checking out her favorite modes of transportation.]

[The museum was designed around the famous Dionysus mosaic, which dates back almost 2,000 years.]

[And if you aren’t quite sure, yup, we’re in the Cathedral now. It represents the epitome of “high ceilings.”]


[And, of course, any self-respecting Cathedral has to have stained glass . . . lots of stained glass.]

[And gold – don’t forget the gold!]



[Just another magnificent structure . . . ]

[With better than average floors.]

[Helen and John share a moment with the Tomb of Engelbert von der Mark. I have no other words for this.]


[Oh, there’s Aussie Eric again in the center of the photo.]


[The Shrine of the Three Kings]


[The previously noted and abundant stained glass.]

[The Shrine of the Magi]

[Did I mention the floors?]


[The Altarpiece Triptych of the Three Kings by Stefan Lochner]

[As Facebooked: Cologne is also famous for its chocolate museum. Now why would I want to go there? After the long walk back to the boat, it was time to just put your feet up and and enjoy the view of the cathedral.]

[So while the Cathedral is Cologne’s main entree, the Chocolate Museum is its dessert.]

[First, a little chocolate latte in the dining room with a view . . . ]


[Taken in honor of “Karin” Berg, a SAWA and winery music soul mate.]

[Then, to the goodies!]


[The neighborhood out front.]

[And the museum exterior . . . ]


[The view back toward city center.]


[Waiting out front for the train . . . ]



[Still, shots of the neighborhood.]


[And here comes our ride!]

[All aboard!]


[On the train, traveling to downtown.]


[And we’re back at the Cathedral.]

[On the 3rd visit to the Cathedral on the same day, I feel qualified to “present it”to you.]

[Now we’re walking back to the boat. As I recall, it was farther than we thought. This is the main railway station.]

[A last look back at the Cathedral.]


[At the river now, our boat’s the last one down there.]


[Relaxing back on board, feet up, “Good-bye, Cathedral!”]

[Rollin’ on the river – Good-bye, Cologne!]

[Oompah time back on board the boat. You betcha it’s local!]

[Helen checks social media . . . ]

[The Super checks fine dining! Always first in the room – nobody better take our table!]

[Now here’s a centerpiece that should be mandatory on every table!!]

[The guy with the hat – maybe not so much.]

[Oy, there’s a mustache that could use a trim.]

[Weakie, this should settle any food display issues??]


[Oompah, oompah!]




[OK, that should take care of any further discussions about an oompah shortage!]

[Meanwhile, back at the bread bowl.]

[The wine rack, I assume covers just a single meal.]

[This was the first cruise I recall that the passengers were invited for a tour of the kitchen. It’s quite an operation, in what I would define as a small space, to simultaneously feed over 200 people three times a day! Here Tom checks the guy in the hat.]

[The Super and the head chef. I already forgot what the hat day was all about?]

[As were we told, it was all in the kitchen design, into which obviously a lot thought was given.]


[And the dining room.]

[A now we’re going to leave Germany . . . ]

[Heading for the Netherlands. This photo is now this computer’s wallpaper.]

If you look like your passport photo, you’re too ill to travel. ~ Will Kommen
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