“Put Me In, Coach”

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[This is from our friend, Roy – retired in Hawaii.  He sent this photo of the Celebrity Solstice cruising by his place on the Big Island Monday morning.  (Well, actually the ship cruised by on Monday morning; the photo was sent on Tuesday morning.  Is the International Dateline somehow involved in this confusion?)  This has nothing to do with our following story other than to note he probably hasn’t been shoveling snow lately.]

Alexandria, Class of '65It’s May Day, marking the 65th year in a row I did not receive a basket.  But, the supervisor says I don’t need (or deserve?) all those goodies?  I used to dance around the May Pole, until I was advised I’m Norwegian, and thus have two left feet (a factor, I believe, that could have been ameliorated by a basket of goodies!).  The snow is gone now . . . well, mostly, though there is no sign of the ice leaving the lakes any time soon.  It has previously been reported here that spring sports have virtually been non-existent, until yesterday.  There was a high school baseball game.  I went to it.  I haven’t really done that in the 12 years.  Something about lost youth?  I dunno – baseball is still my favorite sport, and the game I played.  I sat in stands looking out onto a field, and pitching mound, on which I played . . . 50 years ago.  To think 50 years ago is frightening . . . it’s probably time to buy new underwear?

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[Knute Nelson Field (or is it Stadium?), opening day, 2013 – for anything!  The varsity and JV teams were shoveling snow off this field just a couple days ago.  Our Cards were hosting the Cards of Willmar, in a double header.  The rest of the season will be double headers.]

Before we proceed any further, it’s time for you to call up the following video.  If you are a student in class, crank this puppy up full blast!  (OK, only kidding.)  But this is the best baseball (or softball) song of all time, and I recommend continual play as we re-live the first game in still photos.  Without further adieu (with thanks to Anne Riggs for teaching me “adieu”), John Fogerty’s classic, Centerfield:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqY7e4bP9PQ

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[After three quite lovely days in a row, Tuesday was overcast and windy.  The wind was chilly out of the northwest, i.e., blowing in directly from centerfield (take that, John Fogerty!).  I thought I’d last a couple innings, at best.  Then Newmie came by to greet the fans.  Al Newman, of Minnesota Twins fame, is the manager this year for the Alexandria Blue Anchors (nee, Beetles), of the college players Northwoods League.  Then I saw the new school superintendent, Rick Lahn, standing in the ramp, and we had a nice visit for the better part of an inning.  The gist of which was that when I played on this field, before the age of the dinosaurs, the outfield fences were wooden, with ads running from the left field line to the right field line, and our own version of the Green Monster in dead centerfield.  The closest I ever came to a homerun was hitting the base of the Green Monster on the fly in batting practice]

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[Our Cards coming off the field after the top of the first.  So, this is probably a good time to introduce them:]

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[Batting lead-off for the Cards, Nick Knoblach, senior rightfielder, No. 13.  With my limited coverage of boys’ sports over the years, one of the few names with which I was familiar.  Nick is also a fine football player, as I recall.  😉 ]

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[The Willmar pitcher had pretty good stuff.  We had trouble with him early.  He had a 1-2-3 first inning with 2 strikeouts.]

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[Pitching for our Cardinals was Beau Backhaus, senior, No. 12.]

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[He worked fast, pitched to contact, and showed pretty good control.  Which may seem oxymoronic as he did hit 3 batters, all with curves that didn’t.]

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[He mixed his pitches and changed speeds well – threw a lot of slow curves, which appears to be the pitch here.]

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[From my one game scouting report, this kid can play.  Zach Peterson, junior shortstop, No. 3, showed all the tools . . .]

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[He can run, throw, field, and spanked the ball around pretty good too.]

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[Another familiar name, as the pretty-darn-good hockey goalie.  Ben Allen, senior 3rd baseman, No. 9.  Looks like he can play this game pretty good as well.]

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[Parker Bowden, junior 2nd baseman, No. 1, backed up by Knoblach.]

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[A closer view of the guys.]

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[Bowden here backed by Jeff Swedberg, senior centerfielder, No. 2.]

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[Parker prepping for the next pitch behind Beau.]

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[Must have been Bowden’s moment in the lens.]

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[Patrick Leary, senior catcher, No. 6, was impressive – looked good behind the plate and has a strong, accurate arm.]

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[A defense has gotta be strong up the middle – Peterson and Swedberg.]

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[Christian Anderson, senior leftfielder, No. 10, would make the play-of-the-game.]

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[Grant Becker, senior first baseman, No. 19, made several nice picks on throws in the dirt.]

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[Backhaus, a bit of a deceptive three-quarters delivery.]

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[Go foul!]

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[Another breaking pitch?]

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[The last time I got in that position, I had to be gurneyed to the chiropractor.  (This computer is telling me “gurney” is not a verb.  Well, oh yeah!)]

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[Spiderman?]

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[A shot to right center was run down by Knoblach.]

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[Swedberg and Knoblach come in to hit!]

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[Is it No. 3?  If so, Peterson.  This may have been the shot he hit to deep center but was caught.]

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[The Willmar catcher had a foul tip hit his bare hand – always pleasant in chilly weather.]

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[Peterson]

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[It may have been this at bat – just ripped a line single to center.]

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[Cody McLaughlin, junior designated hitter, No. 15, hit several balls hard but no hits.]

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[Bowden]

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[Leary]

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[Bowden with a lead off first.]

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[Leary unleashes a mighty swing.]

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[The results of which I already don’t recall – other than it looks like me trying to get out of the right side trap on No. 17!]

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[Even Al Roebke of informedTV.com was wondering where it went?]

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[Ahh, that must have been it.  The single that drove in the only two Cardinal runs of the game as Swedberg, the number 9 hitter, and Knoblach, the lead-off hitter, both scored.  Now it can be told . . .]

Final score:  CARDINALS – 2, Cardinals – 1

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[So, yay for our team.]

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[But we left Allen on 3rd.  And twice grounded into double plays when it looked like we had something going.]

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[And the runner is . . . SAFE!  Earlier Backhaus picked off a Willmar runner, but the base ump, who is then stationed behind the pitcher, obviously couldn’t seen the tag so he called the runner safe.  Seems in a two umpire situation, that call would be easier for the home plate umpire?  Just a thought.]

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[And the score after 3 1/2 . . .]

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[Swedberg had a couple of nice shots out of the 9 hole.]

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[Knoblach again at the top of the order.]

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[Now Nick’s on 2nd.  As I recall, as a result of a bad throw.  But for the first game of the year, I thought it very welled played by both teams.]

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[Becker, batting 2nd.]

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[Let’s kill some time here just to annoy the cub reporter.  He knows the supervisor is waiting at home for them to go out to dinner at Bella’s!]

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[A cameo appearance by Mr. and Mrs. Mallard, who would not be scared off the field.]

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[As I recall the only walk by Backhaus came around to score on a clean single – that no-out walk will bite you every time.  And then it was great diving catch by leftfielder Anderson of a blistered line drive that saved the day – two more runs would have scored for sure.]

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[Allen – trying to hit one through the “5 hole”?  😉 ]

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[Knoblach came in to close in the top of the 7th.  Apparently one of those guys who play anything at any position.  🙂  ]

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[Allen warm-ups]

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[Peterson warm-ups]

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[Nick has a good arm . . .]

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[What you look for in a closer.]

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[The defense was ready behind him.]

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[Let’s wrap it up!]

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[A 1-2-3 7th and he has a save.]

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[Please drive home safely!  I did not stay for game 2.  Tortellini awaited at Bella’s.  It was terrific, as was the supervisor’s fettuccine alfredo.  We learned from the baseball mom’s, a/k/a, the Fat Boys Walking Club associates and photographers, at the Y this morning that our Cards won the second game also, and that the JV team (for whom their sons play) swept Willmar as well.  🙂 ]

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[That morning we had the final interment for the grand old elm.]

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[Steidl’s returned to put the body parts in the chipper.]

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[Uffda, well at least it was sunny in the morning.]

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[The bigger body parts had to be loaded by the jaws-of-death!]

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[And there it is – almost as big as the chunk of change it will take out of our wallets!  😉 ]

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[The stump will remain as a headstone.]

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Photo Year-In-Review

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[September 27, 2012, Alexandria Cardinals volleyball, Jefferson High School]

OK, not really the year – I’m using school year.  And it’s just an idea that sprouted (yeah, I know, get out the Round-Up!) when I got the following e-mail from Senator Amy Klobuchar.  Don’t get too worked up over its familarity – it’s just a computer-generated personalized message she sends to all her constituents.  But I thought, why not?  Post some of my favorites since September and see what the readers think.  And, of course, I thought the staff photographer had some terrific ones:

Tom,

The snow has melted and while spring has taken a little while to get here, it’s here!

Last year, I asked people from across the state to submit photos that captured the best of summer, fall and winter in Minnesota. We received so many beautiful photos that I’ve been displaying as my Facebook cover photo, and now we are asking you to show off your photography skills again!

So as the weather warms and the flowers begin to bloom, grab your camera and take a minute to send me a photo that best depicts your Minnesota spring. We will be picking the best photo to be used as our Facebook cover photo, as well as some of the top runners up.

Submit your photo here by Monday, May 20, and be sure to check my Facebook page to see if your photo is the winner! (I’ll also send out the winner on Twitter.)

Please forward this to any of your friends who are photographers, and thank you for your support.

I look forward to seeing more incredible photos!

Amy

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[September 29, 2012, Lake Darling.  These will all be in chronological order.  Anything more complicated than that would leave me muttering to myself and walking into immovable objects.]

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[September 29, 2012, Lake Darling]

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[September 30, 2012, Lake Carlos]

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[September 30, 2012, Lake Carlos]

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[September 30, 2012, Lake Darling, Arnie and Jo’s Norwegian red maple.]

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[September 30, 2012, Lake Darling]

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[October 6, 2012, Lions’ Cross-Country Meet, Arrowwood]

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[October 6, 2012, see above]

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[October 6, 2012, see above (and get out of the way!)]

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[October 6, 2012, see above, a personal favorite]

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[October 6, 2012, Marnee’ and Shanee’ Herd @ see above.  I believe all Shanee’s chevrons make her a master colonel general sergeant.]

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[October 6, 2012, see above, Alex’s Hasz sisters fighting for the lead.]

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[October 6, 2012, see above, the sisters finished 2nd & 3rd.]

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[October 13, 2012, I always considered Adrienne Wensman, far right, as celebrator-in-chief.]

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[October 13, 2012, Carlos Creek Winery, and no, the volleyball team was not here.]

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[October 16, 2012.  Either a team bonding conference, or a debate over DQ’s Blizzard-of- the-Day.]

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[October 24, 2012, Allie Noetzelman setting Adrienne Wensman.]

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[October 24, 2012]

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[October 24, 2012, Dave Harris and Adrienne, player-of-the-game.]

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[November 17, 2012, Alex’s-own, Abby Williams, playing her senior year for Bemidji State.]

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November 17, 2012, Abby with her old Cardinal No. 3.]

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[November 20, 2012, McKenzie Revering, 8th-grade defenseman (we’re in hockey now if you hadn’t noticed)]

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[November 20, 2012, Bailey Serum, in goal, with Shanee’ Herd.]

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[November 20, 2012, Shelby Iverson]

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[November 22, 2012, Lake Darling, would have been Uncle Dick’s, World’s Greatest Fan, 91st birthday.]

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[November 23, 2012]

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[November 24, 2012, Shanee’ and Shelby in road uniforms.]

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[November 24, 2012, Broadway, Alexandria]

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[November 26, 2012, Lake Darling]

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[November 26, 2012, Lake Darling]

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[November 27, 2012, The Competition]

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[November 27, 2012, my guess is that basketball has entered the fray.]

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[November 30, 2012, Kalley Kragenbring and Becca Illies w/assistant coach, Brittin Boike.  Kalley was sidelined by two concussions last year and though she finally feels much better a year later is likely done with hockey; Becca came back after missing a couple of weeks and finished a terrific senior year.]

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[December 1, 2012, Carlos Creek Winery]

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[December 13, 2012, Taylor Ellingson]

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[December 21, 2012, Jess Syvrud]

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[December 21, 2012, Dave Harris with Emily Thul, player-of-the-game.]

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[December 29, 2013, the long and lean of the 1-3-1, with Amanda Christianson, Kalli Bowser, and Emily Thul.]

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[December 29, 2012, Sarah Bruzek streaks downcourt.]

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[December 29, 2012, Coach Wendy Kohler]

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[December 29, 2012, Karly Betterman]

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[December 29, 2012]

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[January 15, 2013, staff photographer w/support team]

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[January 15, 2013, Kalli]

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[January 17, 2013, hockey co-captains Shanee’ Herd and Shelby Iverson]

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[January 18, 2013, coaches Julie Hatlestad and Wendy Kohler]

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[January 19, 2013, Carlos Creek Winery]

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[February 7, 2013, Amanda and Emily]

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[February 7, 2013, Dani Strater]

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[February 12, 2013, Rachel Drew (if it’s 4; if it’s 24, it’s Taylor Ellingson)]

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[February 15, 2013, OT goal by Melissa Drown to beat Fergus in section finals.]

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[February 15, 2013, section champs w/AD Dave Hartmann]

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[February 16, 2013, Goldie w/undefeated Gopher women’s hockey team.]

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[February 19, 2013, Lake Darling sun dog]

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[February 24, 2013, Lake Darling]

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[February 26, 2013, Davis Harris with Amanda Christianson, player-of-the-game.]

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[February 26, 2013, Kohler with her seniors.]

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[February 26, 2013, the seniors]

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[March 8, 2013, either the Abbey Road album cover, or the team taking the court for the section finals v. Fergus Falls in Moorhead.]

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[March 8, 2013, Amanda jumps center in section finals.]

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[February 8, 2013, Karly Betterman]

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[February 8, 2013, Amanda and Karly in section finals.]

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[February 8, 2013, Karly]

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[February 8, 2013, Karly]

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[February 8, 2013, Karly]

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[March 18, 2013, Lake Darling]

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[March 30, 2013, Lake Darling]

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[April 14, 2013, Lake Darling]

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[April 19, 2013, Lake Darling]

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[April 19, 2013, Lake Darling]

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[April 19, 2013, Lake Darling]

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[April 19, 2013, Lake Darling]

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[April 19, 2013, Darling Heights]

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[April 19, 2013, Darling Heights]

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[April 19, 2013, Darling Heights]

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[April 19, 2013, Darling Heights]

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[April 24, 2013, Lake Darling]

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[April 24, 2019]

I understand the Cardinals may play a baseball game today . . . outside and everything!

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Good-bye to an Old Friend

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It was a grand old American elm.  I have written about it often, for it protected the house’s west flank . . . for 12 years.  I always said we’d move if we lost it.  It succumbed to Dutch Elm Disease last fall.  Today we had “the funeral” – Larry Steidl’s Tree Service came in and brought it to the ground in a little over a half hour.  I videoed, for posterity, some of its final minutes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rWEVqHqf1s

So, what’s the big deal?  Valuable blog space dedicated to a tree?  Danielle has it right:

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[ . . . for they provide shelter from the sun.]

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[“The hearse” arrived about 11:oo this morning.]

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[Neighbor Arnie and “the undertaker” discussed proper burial procedures.]

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[The vehicle is positioned for the procedure.]

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[And up he went in the bucket.]

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[Limbs were falling in a cluster beneath him.]

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[Little was said at a time like this . . .]

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[What is there to say? . . .]

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[Besides, he’s wearing ear protection and holding a very noisy chainsaw.]

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[From the safety of the front deck.]

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[Up close and personal.]

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[I wanna take you higher . . .]

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[And higher.]

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[Less than a half hour and this is all that’s left.]

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[Arnie and Jo walk in the background as the bucket has done its job.]

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[Thank goodness the air traffic controllers are back in the job, because a flight plan was necessary to land the bucket back on top of the truck.]

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[We thought about leaving a high stump in case the next owners wanted to do a chainsaw sculpture but were advised against it.]

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[Cutting to the quick.]

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[And it’s over . . .]

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[Before I went out, I guessed it was 60 years old . . .]

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[I could clearly count 55 rings – it became difficult close to the bark and near the center to discern distinct rings.  I’m going to guess, based on our long and respectful association, that we arrived on the planet on the same day, some 65 1/2 years ago!  🙂  ]

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[A tear is shed . . .]

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[R.I.P., old friend.]

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[By this afternoon, remains just drying in the sun . . .]

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[Amid a few remaining snow and ice clusters in the yard.]

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[DOM, in Indiana, submitted this as part of a Spring (?) salute to Canada, under the impression that this guy in the Pope hat looks like me.  Little did he know – or the supervisor, for that matter – that the long revered goatee came off on Saturday night.  As a result, I discovered that I have no lips but two extra chins.  The goatee may be back before you know it!]

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[But it hasn’t been all gloom and doom lately.  On Thursday, the supervisor and I drove all the way to the Peak for dinner.  Every once in a while we decide to throw caution to the wind and actually take a vehicle trip of more than 5 miles.  😉 ]

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[And then on Saturday, our BFF, Lisa Lynn, paid her monthly visit to SAWA.  When we arrived, Lisa greeted us by saying she had reserved two tables up front for us and . . . Julie and Matt Veline, who were coming with the owners of Eddy’s, and with Shelly Karnis.  Matt later told us he and Julie are only performing once a month now, at Eddy’s, and that he is Lisa’s biggest fan.  So, it was pretty neat (as we say in the music business) when the Veline’s joined Lisa for a couple of songs.  Shelly has a foreground cameo in a couple of the videos, no doubt to her chagrin, and Karen Berg* has a photo op cameo in “The Weight.”  Lisa forgot the words during “Hotel California” (it happens), so I asked if I should still put it on YouTube.  She said go ahead – a little comic relief.  And Matt, who was playing Lisa’s guitar, had a long solo in the song – and the guitar went out of tune . . .]

“Wish You Were Here”:   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoNsWDlLTPg

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“The Weight”:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEkS37Jg1vo

[* We actually didn’t sit at the table Lisa so thoughtfully reserved for us.  For when we arrived, we noticed Karen and Dave Berg at a table.  Last year was pretty much their first full year at the golf club, and though they still have a home in the Cities, they have a place on Lake Carlos in the summer.  This was their first time ever at SAWA, and they were just there to check it out as an eatery.  Lisa turned out to be an added bonus for them, just as the Veline’s joining her was an added bonus for us.  Great fun night for all!]

“Hotel California”:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7D8pwHziwY

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High school ball this week?

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S-E-X!!

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[OK, this has nothing to do with the ultimate subject of this posting, whatever it may be.  It is a sociological experiment, held to the strictest scientific standards, as to what draws people to a blog site.  I was just wondering as I was delighted (or concerned?) to discover that “Fat Boys Walking Club” had more hits than any posting in the last couple months.  Was it merely because of the “come hitherishness” of the title?  Hence, today’s title.  😉 ]

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it'sspringAnyway, the supervisor and I were just sitting (or lying) around last night, minding our own business – she under her blankie in the rocking chair, me with my dribble cup attached under my chin – when she suddenly exclaimed, “It’s snowing!”  Now, granted, this is not news.  In view of events in this alleged spring, it should of have been anticipated.  Still, it had not been forecast (to our knowledge), and we had already made preparations for the 70-degree weather supposedly arriving this weekend, i.e., we had taken the upstairs shovel (for the decks) back down to the garage.  It turned out to be more than a dusting.  We heard this morning from people out and about last night that the visibility trying to get home was awful.  I stepped out the front door this morning to get the newspaper – and upon discovering glaze ice (again) decided to drive down to the end of the driveway.  The wind must have blown from every direction as every street sign on the way to the ‘Y’ this morning were in total white-out on all sides.  Uffda!

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[As pretty as it was this morning, trees (and their trunks) all layered in white, again, I just didn’t feel like any more photos.  These are all in natural light from last night.]

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[Just for fun, have you seen “42” yet?  This is Jackie Robinson shaking the hand of the Concordia baseball coach some time in the distant past.  This coach was also famous for being local football legend, Paul Donley’s, line coach.  😉 (Submitted photo.)]

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[Neighbors Arnie and Jo have only been home since Monday, and already their vehicles have received two snow baths!]

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[In seasons such as this, it’s a viable option.]

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[This season actually ended several months ago . . .]

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[This is how the track team has been practicing this spring!  (Echo Press photo.)]

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[Meanwhile, getting back to the Fat Boys Walking Club, just a reminder that we take this very seriously!  😉  For example, some may recall that two of us walked every street within the Alex city limits a mere 8 years ago!]

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[As a result of our recent, well-deserved notoriety, three women at the ‘Y’ this morning asked to join our club.  Unfortunately, the first two adjectives don’t describe them . . . unless we change the name to the Fat Boys, Fit Girls Walking Club?]

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[We wrapped it up at Noonan’s Park in May 2005.]

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I have no idea what’s next – the spring sports schedules are still in limbo.  Oh, and actually my chair is a stability ball.

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