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[On March 22, 2012 (i.e., exactly one year ago), the Alexandria Golf Club opened for play, undoubtedly led by a bunch of old men in funny shorts and extremely white legs.  It didn’t quite happen today.] [The sign provides a … Continue reading →

[A quintessential winter sky.  I don’t know what “quintessential” means.  I just wanted to use it in a sentence.  (Oh, I’m sorry.  That was “vicissitudes.”)] So, what’s the deal here?  The coldest first day of spring in 48 years!  17 … Continue reading →

[Monday mornings are for garbage pick-up.  For at least the last four, they have followed weekend weather events that have created logistical difficulties in reaching the end of the driveway.  At times, the supervisor has had to call the fire … Continue reading →

This survey was made possible (in part) by grants from the Aloe Vera and Cocoa Butter Associations of the United States and Mesopotamia.  Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.