“Gy New Are”

But first:


We’re heading into state tournament time. Girls’ hockey begins Wednesday at the ‘X.’ That means, of course, major winter storms arrive to contribute to the frivolity! The Twin Cities are forecast to get 15-20″ of snow today and into tomorrow – the Alex area may get 8”. Uffda! As preparation for the impending event, the supervisor sent me out at oh-dark-thirty this morning to pick up the necessities, including chili fixin’s, hit the ATM, and gas up the car. But now on to the subject at hand.

The chauffeur driven limosine arrived promptly at 12:00 noon. The previous day, we had ventured to Detroit Lakes – yesterday was a trip to Morris, at the other extremity of West Central Minnesota. Our wanderlust knows no bounds!

We were off to see a Prairie Home Companion show at the University of Minnesota, Morris. With an able assist from Merry and Paul Donley, i.e., the chauffeurs, we arrived in downtown Morris for a pre-event repast at Bella’s. We entered sans reservations not considering there would be thousands of non-Morris residents in town to see Garrison Keillor. Fortunately, we were early enough for a table, but the place was pushing capacity when we left. As I recall, for the gourmands in the audience, Paul and Ruthie enjoyed the special steak salad with a Menage a’ Trois red wine, Merry had the special with a white wine (whose brand vintage now escapes me), and this reporter, ever contrary, had the pepperone and spinach calzone with a red zinfandel. We then departed for the university, appropriately sated.

We parked next to the Cougars (a/k/a, “Big Cats”) football stadium, a venue, I believe, not yet conquered by Basketball Dan. We sauntered (well, actually we were cajoled by the driver onto a campus bus) over to the Pretty Good Reception, where we enjoyed hot cider and a cookie, and met our campus tour guide, Nate, from Cottage Grove. Yes, Nate was a neighbor of former Gopher basketball star, Sam Jacobson. Nate told us he had considered elite (i.e., expensive) Eastern schools, but he was sold on UMM when he visited in mid-winter on a 20-degree below zero day, and later enjoyed being snowed in there during semester break. He has gone to Antarctic as part of his studies and is going back again this year. My kinda cold weather guy!

[The famouse snowflake chandelier.]

Nate led us through the campus, explaining that the university began as an “industrial school for Indians,” became an agricultural college, and ultimately became part of the state’s liberal arts university system. Wherever we went, we ran into Alexandria’s liberal elite – all 20 of them. UMM has about 1,700 students, is rated in the top 15 “smaller” universities in the country, and has become a rather exclusive admissions-wise.

Armed with a total knowledge of our setting, we made for the event location – the gymnasium.  We were advised it would not open until 4:00 for the 4:45 start, but at 3:30 the lobby was full of anxious PHC fans so the doors were flung open and the stampede for open seating began. Alexandria members of the Central Lakes Concerts Association may notice a similarity to our “theatre” – bleacher seating with folding chairs on the floor.  It was hard to estimate the crowd (at least 3,000?), but the place was full.   An hour later, the cast came out and began a 15-minute audience warm-up before the show began at 5:00.  The two-hour show (including our subject title skit of Guy Noir) was terrific and enjoyed by all.  We are concerned Garrison, 6-years my elder, may be calling it a career soon.  After hitting the big time in Morris, PHC is going on the road for the next three weeks to entertain smaller audiences in San Diego, Nashville, and New York City (where, I am told, ticket prices are $375.00).

Finally, regular visitors to this site are probably aware I am a regular at the gym.  This is an effort to maintain peak physical conditioning for the rigors of  blogging.  My trainer recently made the following video of our workout routine together:


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The Journey Begins Thanks for joining me! This is the follow-up to the original, “alexandriacardinals.wordpress.com,” which overwhelmed the system’s ability to handle it any more. Thus, this is “Part 2.” As the original was initially described: 10-26-07-4 “It all began in a 5,000 watt radio station in Fresno, California” . . . wait a minute, that was Ted Baxter on the Mary Tyler Moore Show! Let’s see . . . oh yeah, it all began in 2003 when retirees, i.e., old people, in Alexandria, Minnesota, who had no desire to become snow birds, went looking for mid-winter entertainment here in the frozen tundra of West Central Minnesota. We discovered girls’ high school hockey, fell in love immediately, and it remains our favorite spectator sport to this day. Initially, and for several years, reports on these games were e-mailed to those who were actually snowbirds but wanted to keep abreast of things “back home.” It was ultimately decided a blog would be more efficient, and it evolved into a personal diary of many things that attracts tens of readers on occasion. It remains a source of personal mental therapy and has yet to elicit any lawsuits. ~ The Editor, May 9, 2014 p.s. The photo border around the blog is the Cardinal girls’ hockey team after just beating Breck for the state championship in 2008. It’s of the all-tournament team. The visible Breck player on the left is Milica McMillen, then an 8th-grader – she is now an All-American for the Gophers. The Roseau player in the stocking cap I believe is Mary Loken, who went on to play for UND; and the Cardinal player on the right, No. 3, is Abby Williams, the player we blame most for making us girls’ hockey fans who went on to play for Bemidji State. *********************************************************************************** Photos contained herein are available for personal use. All you have to do is double click on any of the photos and they will become full screen size. You can then save them into your personal “My Pictures” file. They make lovely parting or hostess gifts, or holiday gifts for such as Uncle Ernie who wants to see how his grand niece is doing on the hockey team. If any are sold for personal profit, however, to, for example, the Audubon Society, National Geographic, Sven’s Home Workshop Monthly, Curling By The Numbers, or the World Wrestling Federation, I only request that you make a donation to the charitable organization of your choice. You have two hours and fifteen minutes. Pencils ready? Begin! **********************************************************************************
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